They haven’t gone away

THEY’RE STILL THERE MAKE IT STOP

THEY’RE ALL STARTING TO SOUND LIKE ME

THEY MIGHT STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER BECAUSE IF THEY CHANGE BACK THEIR GPA’S WILL DROP

MOMMMMMMMMMM

→ 1週間前 - 日曜日 5月 20 2012 | 1リアクション

I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH NOW WE HAVE FINALS IF YOU HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN. I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME AND SHIT BUT PLEASE. CONTAIN YOURSELVES.

→ 1週間前 - 日曜日 5月 20 2012 | 13リアクション

punkrockmuffinatrix:

storyqdayx5d:

ivyblossom:

nonesane:

boazpriestly:

How to use a Semicolon by The Oatmeal

All the things they never addressed during Swedish lessons in school~

Some fear the semicolon. Others, like me, have a torrid love affair with it.

I can’t keep my hands off the semicolon either.

It’s an addiction for me. I try to keep it under control, but if I let down my guard?

seriously, ask my beta. I wrote a tender, romantic sex scene for my novel while fairly loopy on prescription menstrual painkillers. Her comments were pretty much “I love these two, you might need to change this one sentence here where you’re doing the POV shift, and OMG, WHY ALL THE SEMICOLONS, WOMAN? They’re in EVERY SENTENCE! Maybe break some of those up into smaller ones, okay?”

yes, my name is punkrockmuffinatrix, and I’m a semicolonaholic.

Mr. Buell has a poster of this in his classroom. I sit next to it during social justice. GUESS WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE A SEMICOLON… THIS GUYYYYY.

→ 2週間前 - 土曜日 5月 12 2012 | 5,171リアクション

I’ll just be unapproachable for the rest of my life

Can I just cease to exist or…?

→ 2週間前 - 土曜日 5月 12 2012

(出典: icanalmosttasteitwithmynose)

→ 1ヶ月前 - 月曜日 4月 16 2012 | 180リアクション

NO I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

WHICH MEANS I NEED TO PUT ON A BRA.

Guys. I literally have not worn a bra since break started last last Thursday. AND IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER. 

Why the hell do I need to wear a bra anyway?!

→ 1ヶ月前 - 月曜日 4月 16 2012
tags: #I'M REALLY FLAT GUISE  

Why wasn’t I born with double eyelids OTL

Seriously. If I had double eyelids people wouldn’t think I’m so angry and hateful and scary-looking and stuff. 

It’s literally a crease. Above each of my eyes. On my eyelids.

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR.

But then again, is it worth $3,000-$5,000?

YES.

Yeah so I want plastic surgery. JUDGE ME. DO IT.

kathleeeens replied to your post: Hahahahehehehohoho TMI

My cousin missed it for almost 4 months & she was all cray cause she thought she was the virgin mary. Also, I’ve missed mines for 2 months once. SO YEAH, you’ll be ok. Go to the doc if you miss it for another month.

Aha my parents don’t want to waste money on my health and certainly not my reproductive system  (◡‿◡✿) 

→ 1ヶ月前 - 木曜日 4月 05 2012
tags: #kathleeeens  

Hahahahehehehohoho TMI

Yeah so uh I haven’t got my period since like the semester started. I only remember because there was that one times I had to do yoga while on my period and it was so unpleasant. I’m kind of worried..? Seriously though I’m so irregular and I never remember when I last had my period. I had to check my tumblr archives to find posts of me complaining about my menstrual cycle to know when I last had my it.

LIFE IS HARD, GUYS. 

→ 1ヶ月前 - 水曜日 4月 04 2012 | 2リアクション
effed inquired, "Once you go kawaii you can never go baka"
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No, Jackie. No.

→ 1ヶ月前 - 水曜日 4月 04 2012

The Strokes YOLO’d before it was mainstream.

You can just tell they were the cool kids in school

→ 1ヶ月前 - 日曜日 4月 01 2012 | 5リアクション

Dad: GO STUDY FOR ACT’S BECAUSE DUMB ASS REASONS

Me: LOL no dad I’d rather kill myself kay

Okay I would actually rather kill myself than study but seriously it makes me want to kill SOMEBODY.

→ 1ヶ月前 - 日曜日 4月 01 2012

mae-in-wonderland replied to your post: WHAT THE HELL MAN

no.

h8r

→ 2ヶ月前 - 水曜日 3月 28 2012
tags: #mae-in-wonderland  

WHAT THE HELL MAN

All y’alls that told me Bieb’s song isn’t good, I am disappoint in you. I like it. I like Bieber. I wish my toothbrush sang his new song. TIMEEEE FOR AN UPGRADE 

→ 2ヶ月前 - 火曜日 3月 27 2012 | 2リアクション

I DON’T WANT TO GO HOME

Omq. It’s 9 and I’m the only one awake right now. I don’t want to go home I don’t want to go home!!! CAN I JUST LIVE LIKE THIS FOREVER.

Also, AWKWARD DAY WHEN YOU ROCK CLIMB WITH YOUR PRECALC TEACHER’S YOUNGEST BROTHER WHO IS ALSO ATTRACTIVE WHAAAAT. I’m not even kidding one of the guys leading us for rock climbing is Ms. Dang’s youngest brother and they are like 21 years apart. He was pretty… LOL.

→ 2ヶ月前 - 日曜日 3月 25 2012