THEY’RE STILL THERE MAKE IT STOP
THEY’RE ALL STARTING TO SOUND LIKE ME
THEY MIGHT STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER BECAUSE IF THEY CHANGE BACK THEIR GPA’S WILL DROP
MOMMMMMMMMMM
I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH NOW WE HAVE FINALS IF YOU HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN. I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME AND SHIT BUT PLEASE. CONTAIN YOURSELVES.
All the things they never addressed during Swedish lessons in school~
Some fear the semicolon. Others, like me, have a torrid love affair with it.
I can’t keep my hands off the semicolon either.
It’s an addiction for me. I try to keep it under control, but if I let down my guard?
seriously, ask my beta. I wrote a tender, romantic sex scene for my novel while fairly loopy on prescription menstrual painkillers. Her comments were pretty much “I love these two, you might need to change this one sentence here where you’re doing the POV shift, and OMG, WHY ALL THE SEMICOLONS, WOMAN? They’re in EVERY SENTENCE! Maybe break some of those up into smaller ones, okay?”
yes, my name is punkrockmuffinatrix, and I’m a semicolonaholic.
Mr. Buell has a poster of this in his classroom. I sit next to it during social justice. GUESS WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE A SEMICOLON… THIS GUYYYYY.
Can I just cease to exist or…?
WHICH MEANS I NEED TO PUT ON A BRA.
Guys. I literally have not worn a bra since break started last last Thursday. AND IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER.
Why the hell do I need to wear a bra anyway?!
Seriously. If I had double eyelids people wouldn’t think I’m so angry and hateful and scary-looking and stuff.
It’s literally a crease. Above each of my eyes. On my eyelids.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
But then again, is it worth $3,000-$5,000?
…
YES.
Yeah so I want plastic surgery. JUDGE ME. DO IT.
kathleeeens replied to your post: Hahahahehehehohoho TMI
My cousin missed it for almost 4 months & she was all cray cause she thought she was the virgin mary. Also, I’ve missed mines for 2 months once. SO YEAH, you’ll be ok. Go to the doc if you miss it for another month.
Aha my parents don’t want to waste money on my health and certainly not my reproductive system (◡‿◡✿)
Yeah so uh I haven’t got my period since like the semester started. I only remember because there was that one times I had to do yoga while on my period and it was so unpleasant. I’m kind of worried..? Seriously though I’m so irregular and I never remember when I last had my period. I had to check my tumblr archives to find posts of me complaining about my menstrual cycle to know when I last had my it.
LIFE IS HARD, GUYS.
The Strokes YOLO’d before it was mainstream.
You can just tell they were the cool kids in school
Me: LOL no dad I’d rather kill myself kay
Okay I would actually rather kill myself than study but seriously it makes me want to kill SOMEBODY.
All y’alls that told me Bieb’s song isn’t good, I am disappoint in you. I like it. I like Bieber. I wish my toothbrush sang his new song. TIMEEEE FOR AN UPGRADE
Omq. It’s 9 and I’m the only one awake right now. I don’t want to go home I don’t want to go home!!! CAN I JUST LIVE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Also, AWKWARD DAY WHEN YOU ROCK CLIMB WITH YOUR PRECALC TEACHER’S YOUNGEST BROTHER WHO IS ALSO ATTRACTIVE WHAAAAT. I’m not even kidding one of the guys leading us for rock climbing is Ms. Dang’s youngest brother and they are like 21 years apart. He was pretty… LOL.